February 2012
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
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if humans are 78% water
does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Me: So... Do you come here often?
Darren Criss: ...
Me: ...
Darren Criss: ...
Me: ...
Darren Criss: This is my shower.